We were going to bring you a report on the coup d'etat in egypt, but our editing program (Weebly, running on Google chrome, in turn running on windows 7), keeps crashing. we suspect attempts by Google to suppress anything that goes against American Mainstream opinion. 

Following fears that Burma might become another Rwanda, President Matthew Jenoin has ejected The ambassador from Burma. The move came after the rohingya people of Burma faced treatment similar to the one faced by the Tutsi in Rwanda came to light.

The ministry of Weed From nato but presumed to be affiliated with The Last Republic have declared war on unglonia, The reason being "gimme yer tech"

After This video surfaced on youtube, Prime minister, soon to be president Matthew jenoin has decided to have a referendum on leaving the commonwealth and becoming a republic, the referendum will end on May 22.

Following reports of the US government approval of the bee death pesticide that was banned in the EU, Prime minister Matthew Jenoin has called on the republican and libertarian parties to impeach president barack obama for injustices such as this.

Unglonia entered its first Cybernations world cup today, losinf to Dark Mark 4-2, but not without a fight

Source:http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/116478-cn-world-cup-2013-results/#entry3125704

All 4 Sonic the hedgehog cartoons (Adventures of sonic the hedgehog, Sonic the hedgehog, sonic underground and sonic X) have taken off the air due to the boston marathon bombings and the fertilizer plant explosion in west, texas

These shows were also banned because of America's perception of the tsarnaev brothers, who, like sonic, manic and sonya from sonic underground, were freedom fighters, although sonic underground were fighting on the fictional planet of mobius, Whereas the tsarnaevs were fighting in chechnya, a real-life territory of russia that borders with Georgia.

Another reason was the episode Mass transit trouble from the first series, which featured villain doctor robotnik trying to blow up a light house, an airport and a train station. this epsode was also banned after the 9/11 attacks.



Edit: Parliament is in debate over the ban:watch it live here: http://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/1cqiyf/should_we_keep_watching_sonic_underground_xpost/

Left-wing politicians of any part of the spectrum are under attack from two fronts, First from Ilias Kasidiaris, spokesman of the far-right Golden Dawn party, who is suing 2 radical left politicians called Liana Kanelli & Rena Doulou. and secondly from one of our own citizens: Simon Wexler, a 24-year old Army reservist and soon to be university graduate, is suing Fofi Gennimata, of the center-left Pasok party for misusing the word "coward".

Wexler, who hails from Villa Belle in Nuevo California Cites that coward mean to run away from a fight, whereas Kasidiaris started the fight that almost injured Kanelli & Dourou, which aired on greek television a couple of days ago.

Here is Gennimata's offending statement:

Observers have accused wexler of being a grammar nazi. Grammar nazis are people who forcibly correct other people's grammar and spelling. The Courts are yet to decide on this.

History was made today as The Unglonian Military, led by Matthew Jenoin, overthrew the democratically elected but unpopular regime of the labour party's Kim Jillard.

Jillard, who was elected in mid 2011, fled to Australia at 5pm today. Her regime was marked by the refusal to participate in the Libyan Civil war, A carbon tax, and plain unpopularity.

Reactions were mixed, some people celebrated the coup, calling Jenoin a liberator, Others like Labour MP Alina Mendez reacted negatively to the coup and fled to chile.
Good luck to the military and its endeavours.